Mean People Suck.
Medicare Sucks.
Constantly Ringing Telephones Suck.
Menstruation Sucks.
Garbage Can Liners That You Can't Open Suck.
Childproof Bottles and Bubble packs on Midol Sucks.
People With Bad Accents Getting Impatient With Me Because I Don't Understand Them Sucks.
Tight Ass Wedding Rings That You Can't Take Off Suck.
Freakin' 30 Degree Windy Days Suck.
Brassiere Straps That Won't Stay Up Suck.
Hair In My Eyes Sucks.
Broken Cookies Suck.
Wanting Biscuits and Gravy And The Customer In Front Of You Gets The Last 2 Biscuits Sucks.
Having White Trash Relatives That Use You As A Reference And Then Don't Pay Their Bills Sucks.
Spotting In Your Slacks But Can't Leave Work Sucks.
Wanting To Commit Homicide But Left Your Official C.S.I. Rubber Gloves At Home Sucks.
I'm Glad Today Is Almost Over.
MsAmber
Bad Poetry?
- MsAmber
- I am complex, yet simple. I am hearty and frail. I am selfish and generous. I let my emotions prevail. I want to make some sense of it. Of Life, and Love, and God. I want to bring back the simple things. I know that makes me odd. But if you'll stay and read awhile maybe you'll start to see. Then maybe I can share with you a little part of me. MsAmber
6 comments:
I'm praying you haven't experienced all of this suckage in ONE DAY!!! Egads!
Hope your day gets better (what's left of it, anyway...)
zardoz says :
dear msamber
you sure dont,
thats why i like you
and the way
you come around ,
dont have any
advice .....
just thinking that
everything gets better...
thanks , for being you
------------------------zardoz
Take a hot bath and ignore the world. I hope tomorrow turns out better!
Diagnosis: Overdose of suckage!
Cure: Take 2 packs of UNBROKEN cookies, couple of glasses of milk and blog me in the morning!
:-)
Take care. Another work day under our belts. Phew!
p.s. I carry my official C.S.I. rubber gloves around with me at ALL times. Friends help you move, REAL friends help you move bodies!
The person in front of you in the express lane grocery check-out needing a price check or having some other time-consuming problem sucks.
The person pulling out in front of you and then going ten miles under the speed limit so that you both get stuck behind a school bus sucks.
Today was much better.
I'm really looking forward to the weekend.
Thanks guys.
MsAmber
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