I call this blog "Wilderness Girl", because like Moses, I feel it is my destiny to wander through the wilderness for 40 years until I have learned the lessons I need. Only then will I be allowed to settle down and apply them... . .
Bad Poetry?
- MsAmber
- I am complex, yet simple. I am hearty and frail. I am selfish and generous. I let my emotions prevail. I want to make some sense of it. Of Life, and Love, and God. I want to bring back the simple things. I know that makes me odd. But if you'll stay and read awhile maybe you'll start to see. Then maybe I can share with you a little part of me. MsAmber
Saturday, December 10, 2005
Wisdom From Granny Clampett
Ms. Daisy Moses aka: Granny Clampett, real name Irene Ryan.
She was a woman 'way ahead of her time and a really cool old bird, at that.
Born in 1902 in San Antonio Texas, and died in Los Angeles in 1982.
There were a few verbal gems that were uttered by her character on "The Beverly Hillbillies" that I would like to share with you.
Wisdom By Granny...
"If ya can't sleep, it's cuz yer kitchen floor ain't clean. Git up and scrub that kitchen floor, you'll sleep like a baby when yer through."
"Elly May! Don't spit from a moving vehicle. You gotta wait till it's stopped."
Granny: "Remember what William Jennings Bryan said, "fight hard but fight clean!"
Jethro: "But you ain't fightin' clean Granny!"
Granny: "Course I ain't, William Jennings Bryan was a loser!"
She thinks she's talkin' to someone....ain't even a cord there..hee hee hee...
MsAmber
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2 comments:
I loved this show! I guess all grannies (both virtual and non-virtual) are loaded with wisdom!
I used to watch that show tons in reruns when I was a kid. Along with Bewitched, I Dream of Jeannie, My Three Sons, Car 54 Where Are You and the Addams Family.
Now I don't remember ANY of them.
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