I call this blog "Wilderness Girl", because like Moses, I feel it is my destiny to wander through the wilderness for 40 years until I have learned the lessons I need. Only then will I be allowed to settle down and apply them... . .
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- MsAmber
- I am complex, yet simple. I am hearty and frail. I am selfish and generous. I let my emotions prevail. I want to make some sense of it. Of Life, and Love, and God. I want to bring back the simple things. I know that makes me odd. But if you'll stay and read awhile maybe you'll start to see. Then maybe I can share with you a little part of me. MsAmber
Monday, April 17, 2006
Introducing the Amazing Self Bathing Dog.
Here she is folks. The dog you've been waiting for. May I present Brinka....
The incredible, amazing self-bathing dog.
Simply turn on a waterhose, pour shampoo on her back and watch her go.
At the same time she thouroughly lathers and rinses, she also cleans her teeth!
That's right. Complete orthodontic water pik flossing. This incredible dog flosses with the water for a sparkling smile every time.
As an added bonus, her breath is simply wonderful.
Thank you, thank you very much.
And if you call within the next 3 minutes, I will include the water nozzle with bidet setting ABSOLUTELY FREE!
MsAmber
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2 comments:
She really IS amazing! You're so lucky not to have to beg for her to come near the water. I used to have a dog that we had to trick into getting near the hose and then it took a whole lot of energy to keep her from bolting out during the lather-rinse phase!
Now show us pictures of your cats doing the same and I will name you pet owner of the year, no scratch that, of the century!
:-D
HAHAHA! Do you know how much I'd pay to get my CATS to do this??? ;)
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